I am a 21 year old college junior, Gryffindor, Tolkienite, gayby, feminist, history nerd, writer, introvert, anti-cap, belly dancer, and Highland warrior. This blog is mostly Tolkien, intersectional feminism, Doctor Who, puppies, sharks, Scotland, classic British comedy, whales, Harry Potter, weapons, and fart jokes. I also have a humor blog to which there is a link on the right. Enjoy your stay and make sure you know where your towel is.
Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie emds with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again
all of buffy → badass buffy
↪ "I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."