I am a 22 year old college junior, Gryffindor, Tolkienite, gayby, feminist, history nerd, writer, introvert, anti-cap, belly dancer, and Highland warrior. This blog is mostly Tolkien, intersectional feminism, puppies, sharks, Scotland, classic British comedy, whales, weapons, and fart jokes. I also have a humor blog to which there is a link on the right. Enjoy your stay and make sure you know where your towel is.




Feminist Dragons

Inspired by X




wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste


y’all makin fun of benedict cumberbatch acting like his name is so goddamn hard to spell and somehow avoiding the true name nemesis (namesis?)

matthew mccourhglfhjflanahey


I was there,Gandalf…

”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!

-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?


I was there the day the strength of Men failed…



I managed to catch Pretzel fixing his face after a meal!

God this is one of the cutest snakes I have ever seen! <3<3<3


What would Thorin have done had he found The One Ring? [x]


reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage